Hey. You don’t know who I am, but I know you who you are. I think about you all the time. I hope you don’t find this intrusive, but I thought about what you did first thing in the morning today. What you wore, what made you smile, how you liked your coffee and your social media feed. I imagined how you drove your bike to work, how you stopped by that newsstand you like, how by lunchtime you were craving that favourite snack of yours. I know your real age and I’m OK with it. You’re beautiful the way you are. Listen, I just want to talk to you. Just one meaningful conversation – I won’t takeup too much of your time. I forgive you for that ad-block, even the changes youmade to your privacy settings. You are everything to me. I love you.